The Dumbing Down of English Nouns
"Dictionaries are the arbiters of the acceptable parts of speech for each word. But adherence to the rules governing word class is on a sharp decline as people bend or ignore rules and adapt unconventional uses that spread through work environments like computer viruses." (EditPros)Mark Goodacre's post on unnecessary abbreviations got me thinking about one of my bugaboos: the increasingly common (but wholly foul) practice of turning nouns into verbs. "Dialogue" is an example -- whenever I hear "Let's dialogue" it's enough to make my piles burst -- and "verbs" like "office", "podium", and "medal" don't do my blood pressure any favors either.
I hate to sound like a linguistic fundamentalist, because the English language evolves like any other. Says EditPros: "About 20 percent of the verbs in English began their lives as nouns, and most don't encounter much resistance on the way in." That's obviously true, and language will continue to evolve accordingly. But recently it's been evolving a bit too casually and indiscriminately. In my view, if good verbs already exist to describe an action, there's no need to dumb down our speech by fabricating pretentious verbs. And there are plenty of good verbs to convey what "dialogue", "office", "podium", and "medal" are supposed to.
EditPros advises accordingly:
"Those who routinely apply nouns as verbs in defiance of convention defend it as a creative and time-saving practice. Many people who respect the conventions of the language still wince at such uses, however. Our advice: have fun fiddling with the language in casual conversation or informal notes, but adhere to semantic and grammatical rules in business communication if you want to be taken seriously by people who admire and respect propriety."But as these very advisors point out, the rules can be ambiguous. They offer a test for determining your ability to distinguish between legitimate and non-standard uses of the English language. Try it yourself. It's a fun (though painful) exercise to see what horrific usages have become, or are becoming, acceptable. Of the following thirty, nine are acceptable, nine are improper, and twelve are questionable -- "questionable" meaning there's currently no clear answer; it all depends on whether you consult the Merriam-Webster OnLine Dictionary, American Heritage Dictionary or Oxford Online Dictionary.
1. The benefits office has identified several ways to INCENTIVIZE employees to reduce absences.See EditPros for the answers. It's good to know that "to office" is still unacceptable, but there are enough ambiguities here (like "mentor" and "dialogue") to make my blood congeal. The dumbing down of our nouns indeed.
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